surprisebitch:

*calls 911*

911: hello, 911, what is your emergency?

me: help!! i lost my virginity!!

911: um im sorry.. but.. i dont think..

me: no, i lost my pet, “virginity” its name is virginity !

911: ohhh! xD

me: xD

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groovhy:

ohrebeccaestelle:

Scarlett Johansson

yes you would be lucky

shes so hot

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screaaming-melodies:

protete:

The cutest pictures and date ideas ever!

OMG #6 me and my boyfriend are so going to try that <3

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nickfuckface:

nickfuckface:

brony gives feedback on Anaconda music video

Update

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tulipnight:

Sunset to Sunrise by Trevor Anderson on Flickr.

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excdus:

tsunami mood

Mijal Zachs

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cloudy-dreamers:

Resting your head on the bus window, despite the vibrations causing mild concussion

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de-rock-goddess:

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

IVE NEVER DONE SO MUCH DAMAGE WITH ONE FINGER 

queefilicious:

sharing an umbrella with someone seems cute but in practice it is 100% horrible and you both end up getting angry and wet

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to-feel-alive-again:

I will never not laugh at this

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